This is the only pop quiz that you’ll enjoy. We really don’t feature funny stuff here in VisitPinas. Either we’re too serious or perhaps we feel people don’t want to see jokes in a travel blog, but we have to make an exception on this one — it made us smile. And that’s important. We’ll save it for posterity (doesn’t hurt if this also appeals to your sense of humor. Tip: You have to read it out LOUD and you have to INTERNALIZE a different personality for every question. No cheating!

You have to read this question like our many of our kababayan who stayed in the States for decades (and some, even if only a month or two), with a slang.

You have to read the next one in a Visayan accent and intonation.

Pasintabi sa mga may kapansanan, at dahil Buwan ng Wika nga Agosto, basahin at bigkain ang susunod na pangungusap sa Filipino.

This one, you have to utter the answer like a kolehiyala. Like maarte, you know. Go try.

If you want it all at the same time, here you go: Anong Bansa ang walang pangit? UGANDA. Anong Bansa ang di sikat? LAOS. Anong Bansa ang may kapansanan? CUBA. Anong Bansa ang madulas? GREECE. Anong Bansa ang hindi sa iyo? KENYA. Anong Bansa ang nakagapos? ITALY. Anong Bansa ang maraming bacteria? GERMANY. Anong Bansa ang nagmamadali? RUSSIA.